Hurry!

Guys! You need to get to North Capital Street right now! As I was driving to work, I drove past a man selling things on the side of the road. I've seen the usual, water, CD's, flowers, etc. But today was the combination to end all combinations. A man was on the side of North Capital Street selling socks and porn!! Yes!! Socks and porn, folks! Ewww!! Naked ladies on the DVD boxes and everything! Stay classy, side-of-the-road salesman. Stay classy.