You make me interested in hockey

I would listen to hockey on the radio religiously if this guy were the local commentator:




SHE BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE!!

Aaarrrgghh!

This makes me crazy!



This is over the course of 4 minutes! How did this woman get her license?? How many people has she possibly run over and/or killed?? And this isn't even parallel parking here. This is the basic, easy kind. The kind that you are always tested on. There are some states that don't test you on parallel parking. Alabama is one of them. So I had to learn really fast when I moved to DC. Now I kick parallel parking spaces ass! But I have always wanted to do what the guy in the video did eventually: get out of my car, knock on their window and say, "Let me do it". Ah woman, you are terrifying.

That's my childhood on your head!

This is kind of disturbing! This is by designer Jean-Charles de Castelbajac and he takes the heads and hides of Kermit, Fozzie, and Animal and attaches them to unfazed models. They are probably so hungry they don't even notice they are wearing fuzzy icons. Or they are probably 12 and don't know who the hell the Muppets are in the first place. For shame! Here is the original source sent to me by M. Dove.

I love in that post that they mention that this designer doesn't touch Miss Piggy. That bitch will cut you! And then she would wear the models heads and hides on HER body! I wish I was good a Photoshop because that image HAS to be created!

Obama = Anti-Christ/Hitler/Keyser Soze

I'm blogging a lot today! I just had to post this video from The Daily Show last night. It includes two nut jobs who believe that Obama is the anti-Christ/Hitler and a Usual Suspects parody that kills:

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"Do you...think before you speak?"

Winslet took Extras advice

It worked, didn't it?



Gervais at the Golden Globes:



Hilarious that it actually happened!

Everything will be alright

Just when I thought I was going into a dark period of my life, I see a glimmer of hope! As you all know, Conan O'Brien is taking over the Tonight Show, which I am incredibly INCREDIBLY excited about. This coming from a girl who was watching the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson when she was 2, standing on my mother's bed jumping up and down to the theme song and shouting "Heeeeeeeeere's Johnnny!" along with Ed McMahon. And I never jumped on the Jay Leno bandwagon. I was pro-Letterman.

But with the news that the Max Weinberg 7 and his crazy ass hilarious announcer Joel were not going with Conan, I started to get worried. I was already worried because Conan is just not going to get away with many of the things he got away with at his show because a wider range of people watch the Tonight Show and I don't believe he would be able to do things like the masturbating bear and most of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog's material (which sucks because this stuff is hysterical!)

But now, news! Good news! Andy Richter is joining Conan as his announcer!! The light at the end of the tunnel! Maybe he can make it work. Maybe he can take what he has been doing to the Tonight Show. I really hope so. I worry about how prudish, judgemental, and narrowminded Americans can be. But hey, we elected Obama! Anything can happen! :)

I might have to bitch slap Cera

Guess what?? One of the best shows of all time is coming to a movie theater near you! That show is Arrested Development! But, as you can see from that link, someone is being a bitch. That is Michael Cera. I used to love him. Now, he's being a bitch, which makes me want to bitch slap him, because that's what you do to bitches. Good thing Jeffery Tambor is THE MAN and might do it for me while dragging Cera by the balls to the set. Although, as pointed out by Jossip, Cera loves to look like a prick for sport. Let's hope he is just joking around because I think we all would like some Bluths back in our lives.